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Feb 06, 2008, 03:43 PM // 15:43
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Most WTF Insult?
Occasionally, some people throw out an insult that is just completely illogical and so outrageous that instead of getting offended, you just think to yourself wtf? I thought it might be funny to get a listing of the most wtf insults that people have heard....
I'll start off with "Sex Lover" that someone tried to insult me with on Diablo 2. |
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Feb 06, 2008, 03:58 PM // 15:58
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Emo Goth Italics
Join Date: Sep 2006
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I do it myself sometimes.
I once said Futher Mucker to a teacher once and got away with it...."WTF?" insults ftw! 
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Feb 06, 2008, 04:09 PM // 16:09
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Canada
Guild: VvV
Profession: Mo/
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Someone told me I sucked at drawing on the map in GW, I laughed..
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Feb 06, 2008, 04:27 PM // 16:27
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Sep 2006
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(me: Sorry I Cant Heal, a while back in RA)
Uh oh.. |
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Feb 06, 2008, 04:43 PM // 16:43
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Nov 2006
Profession: W/
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Someone thought they could be creative and combine two insults into one, which in turn, didn't work. Anyway, they told me to f uck you off. I laughed(yes in their face really) and told them to that sucked and try again.
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Feb 06, 2008, 05:55 PM // 17:55
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: England
Guild: Leteci is [sexy]
Profession: Mo/
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'suck my dic&' That makes them look homosexual :S.
'you are no life nerd' it's always online people who say this (how strange). 'get a life'. This is always said at like 7PM. From an American which is probably around 2PM their time. It happens after I come home from work too... Don't get me wrong, I'm online 24/7. It's just coincidence that every time I've had this insult, it's been at a dodgy time from an American not at school/work.  . 'You're a fat nerd'. No. I'm thin. Pretty much every insult anyone uses is funny because they get it so incredibly wrong. Last edited by Jeremy Untouchable; Feb 06, 2008 at 05:59 PM // 17:59.. |
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Feb 06, 2008, 06:03 PM // 18:03
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Yeah I always chuckle when someone tells me to get a life. They're kinda kickin themselves in the arse there
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Feb 06, 2008, 06:06 PM // 18:06
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Dec 2007
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n00b is pretty funny too...
If you win, you are a n00b. If you lose, you are a n00b. |
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Feb 06, 2008, 10:01 PM // 22:01
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Belgium o/
Profession: R/
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Once I saw this one on the forum: "Fartlicker". This made me laugh for two days x)
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Feb 06, 2008, 10:40 PM // 22:40
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Ohio
Guild: Fabric of Existence [ohGr]
Profession: N/Mo
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I had pink hair at the time this took place...and just so you know I'm a chick.
An annoying bloke I was forced to sit next to in school would constantly talk during tests or while we were reviewing, which got on my nerves because I actually pay attention in class. So one day I got totally fed up and told him to shut up so I could listen. His response? "Uh, dye your hair normal." I gave him the biggest "WTF" look and started laughing hysterically and told him to come up with a better insult. He couldn't. I don't understand why he thought that would insult me, obviously I'm not sensitive to criticism if I dye my hair pink in the first place :P |
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Feb 06, 2008, 10:41 PM // 22:41
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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Your mom.
Ya that's right. I said it! One of the most popular and over used insults today. Someone insults your playing ability? YOUR MOM!! That's right, you just showed them! >.> Srsly, worst insult ever... |
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Feb 06, 2008, 11:53 PM // 23:53
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Mar 2007
Guild: Astral Revenants
Profession: P/W
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Hmm, an old one my friends did was:
1. 2. your face is stupid! 1. 2. your face is messed up! |
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Feb 07, 2008, 12:02 AM // 00:02
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Quote:
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Feb 07, 2008, 12:09 AM // 00:09
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jul 2005
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someone called me a blowjob today.
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Feb 07, 2008, 12:35 AM // 00:35
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Site Legend
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Being called gay as an insult. While I'm not gay, being called gay just makes me laugh.
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Old Skool '05
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Feb 07, 2008, 12:48 AM // 00:48
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Wow Stole my freetime
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Arkansas
Guild: None
Profession: W/E
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Every now and then someone will try to insult me just for the guild i'm in. However it just makes me laugh. What's even funnier is when someone messages me like this " Hey you are in the best guild on game?" me: "um, I'm in ZoS" them:" OMG i saw (someone off wiki or guru or in a town) and they were from ZoS and had like fow amore and eveything!" me: yeah we have some good players in the guild" them " like is Galie Grey really in Ur Guild?" me: "yeah" them:"can i have her IGN?" me: "nah, she asks us not to give that out" them: "oh"
this happens about once a day to somebody in the guild. XD most people don't think its just a normal guild.
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Jeremy The Seraphim LS R3 |
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Feb 07, 2008, 02:24 AM // 02:24
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Guild: [ToA]
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*beats somebody*
Them:Omfg u have noob wiki builds Me:How does it feel to get beat by noob wiki builds? |
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Feb 07, 2008, 03:49 AM // 03:49
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Crippling Anguish -> Phantom Pain -> Conjure Phantasm....
The Warrior: Omg noob runner stop running *Warrior Dies* |
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Feb 07, 2008, 04:05 AM // 04:05
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: somewhere over the rainbow....
Profession: A/
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personal fav
random sin whose combo got blocked -omg stupid blocking (natural stride) ranger #$%^ u noob me- lol...ouch *runs for bandaid* |
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Feb 07, 2008, 07:19 AM // 07:19
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Singapore
Guild: Sheperd of Souls
Profession: W/Mo
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"You stupid oxymoron!"
Epic Fail haha. |
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